• Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
  • Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
  • Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
  • Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
  • France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
  • Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
  • Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
  • Germany: Make me bitches

shut-up-merlin:

 Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William

Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic England is.

Have I ever metioned how much I love Harry


013. The man who held the gun to Katniss’ head in District 2 was completely prepared to shoot. That was until Katniss started talking, and he realised that he could never pull the trigger. Because the way the girl talked with such passion behind her words reminded her of his daughter. His little girl, who was taken from him much too young, Clove.

justacapitolkid:

justacapitolkid:

-justacapitolkid

dear lord the notes. 



neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs


badlydrawnmortaldevices:

Request #427: Will has always been the brighter burning star; with jealousy so hot it melts ice. - [totally an official quote]



badlydrawnmortaldevices:

Request #426: Ducks - a Herondale’s greatest weakness. Don’t tell Sebastian. 


ellie5192:

It’s Aussie law to reblog this every time it comes on your dash. It’s in our Constitution and everything.